MOURINHO WANTS SOME PRIVACY / incident at BARAJAS airport

He looks hot with his little pink bag

What's wrong with Mario Balotelli ?

ANOTHER CLASSY GIRLFRIEND FOR ASHLEY COLE

Kayla Collins is claiming she is dating Ashley Cole.

And it seems to be THE REAL THING

'We have kindled a relationship. Ashley is a lovely, lovely man and I hope that this works out. 

'It isn’t just a one-off, we are both hoping that this will be the real thing. I’ve got my fingers crossed that this will all work out'

Well...Good luck...? 

CHERYL COLE HAPPY TEARS : Something you wanna say to Ashley ?

I cried when I heard you were cheatin,

I cried when I said I was leaving, I cried when my heart stopped believin',

But I'm all out of tears

Then I feel so weak, but I know I'm strong,

So I wipe my face and I just move on,

My eyes are red and my cheeks are dry,

Singin' my last goodbye

[chorus]

I cut off my hair and I painted my toes,

I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes.

I ain't ever gonna cry again

I ain't ever gonna cry again

I ain't ever gonna cry again

Unless they're happy tears

I bet you've been tryin' to call me,

I've locked all your numbers so you couldn't phone,

Don't wanna hear baby I'm sorry,

You don't get to apologise

Cos' I'm not weak, I know I'm strong,

You hurt me once, your chance is gone,

Our love is dead but I'm still alivE

Singin' our last goodbye.

[chorus]

I cut off my hair and I painted my toes,

I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes.

I ain't ever gonna cry again

Unless they're happy tears

I cried when I slashed all your tyres,

I cried when your suits hit the fire,

I cried cos' I'll never see you again,

But those are happy tears (spoken)

[chorus]

I cut off my hair and I painted my toes,

I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes.

I ain't ever gonna cry again

DRUNK GUTI

Guti arriving drunk to the police station after a car accident.

PS : why is the turkish journalist talking so LOUD ? ? 

NEW BABY FOR RONALDO

What happens in Tokyo stays in Tokyo but needs a paternity test.

Meet Alex, Ronaldo's new baby.

He met the mother during World Cup 2002 and get back to her in 2004 during a Real Madrid tour in Asia.

Well done Il Fenomeno ! 

Now bring the $$$$$$$$$$$$

Christophe Dugarry and Zinedine Zidane singing. Watch out Take That !

Les bleus chantent from Thibaud Brobro on Vimeo.

HELLO COLEEN - DENYING BOOB JOB

In the new Hello issue (read it tomorrow) Coleen is talking about her career, her husband, hard times, family, design debut and BOOB JOB.

We were wondering after the Dubai trip is she did it or not, http://thepitchtracker.blogspot.com/2010/10/how-to-make-up-with-your-cheating.html and here is her simple explanation :

" I do find it weird that people sit there analysing my body like that,’ she said. ‘The secret is halter-neck bikinis. In some of the supposed “before” shots I was in a bandeau bikini and they don’t do me any justice. A halter-neck bikini pulls you up"

Coleen Rooney : BLAME IT ON THE BANDEAU ?  

ps : Did you check the pictures ? do you see any bandeau ?

CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM www.kickette.com and MARCO BORRIELLO

clip 2 from dielle on Vimeo.

SHAKE IT BABY

BAD DAY

Yesterday night our ALWAYS BELOVED SPECIAL ONE took a football LESSON at Camp Nou.

We're still shocked, but we have to APPLAUSE the Barca game.

If anyone in Madrid feels bad today, send us an email and we promise some HOT support

♥ ♥ ♥

BECKHAM WE LOVE YOU BUT...

Is that DIRTY HAIR ? ? ?

It takes time to learn how to be a WAG

Lesson 1 to lil Matilda : CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET

ps : We really  ♥ your Stella McCartney bag Sheree Murphy

Happy Anniversary to Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero ! 

They celebrated it at Piu di Prima Restaurant and looked gorgeous. 

As always.

Eto'o : The Zidane Way

Xabi Alonso, Llorente and David Villa for Adidas.

BORRIELLO YOUR HERO

It's rainy and cold outside.

You need something hot.

You need Marco Borriello.

HAVING FUN WITH Gerard Piqué

WANNA PLAY ? 

ALEX GERRARD HAIR EXTENSIONS / WIND ACCIDENT

Who is Camelia ?

Do you remember her ?

(picture from www.nicematin.com)

She was Karim Benzema best alibi in the Zahia shady affair

(http://thepitchtracker.blogspot.com/2010/09/zahia-without-make-up-freak-show.html)

But the french newspaper Nice Matin is revealing a very strange new story about this woman.

She might be involved in a supposed agression project against french Olympique de Marseille player Loïc Rémy.

She used to live at his place in Nice and "organize parties" for the player, but things started to get bad when, according to the newspaper, she registered a complain for sexual assault against two friends of Loïc Rémy.

But the case was quickly dismissed by the police.

So the young woman made a plan with her mother to get revenge against the player and wanted to hire people to "broke his legs". 

It's going to be a very lively atmosphere in Equipe de France (french national team) where both Benzema and Rémy are fighting for the striker job.

Anyway, we guess we will hear a lot more about Camélia and her relationships with football in a very near future...

Say Hi to Linda Pizzuti

New owner, New Wag.

Let's focus today on Liverpool FC New queen : Linda Pizzuti.

Linda Pizzuti (30 years old) is John Henry's third wife ( Boston Red Sox and now Liverpool FC owner, 61 years old)

She is 30, a real estate investor, they met at Alibi, the bar at the Liberty Hotel in Boston and fall deeply in love

John Henry was formerly married to Peggy Sue and has a 12 years old daughter Sara.

Linda Pizzuti really wants to make things right.

Let's have a look at her Twitter account click to enlarge

www.twitter.com/linda_pizzuti : 

"Studying up in the Anfield songbook to prepare for my first LFC match tomorrow night-can't wait! Aside from YNWA, what songs should I learn?"

"Enjoying time in Liverpool. Great Italian restaurant last night, touring Anfield today, & exploring this cool city when I can."

Welcome girl ! Hope you'll enjoy soccer !

ASHLEY COLE SEXY @ALTO

is it me you're calling ?

HOW TO MAKE UP WITH YOUR CHEATING HUSBAND ? THE COLEEN ROONEY GUIDE

FIRST OF ALL, TATOO YOUR EYEBROWS

BOOB JOB IS RULE N°2

(before)

(after)

EAT PIZZA. DRINK CORONA. A LOT

FLIRT WITH OTHER MEN TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

After that, he'll be yours FOREVER .

CESC FABREGAS EVERYDAY LIFE

Thanks to Cesc dedication to his twitter account, you can follow the Arsenal boy in his day to day adventures.

Cooking with his grandma, resting in Capri or watching TV with his little dog.

Cesc, a down to earth 23 years old baller. 

From this :

To that :

Happy Birthday to Diego Maradona ! ! ! !

WAYNE ROONEY LOOKALIKE

Don't you think american actor Domenick Lombardozzi (Entourage, The Wire) really looks like Wayne i-wanna-leave-or-sign-a-huge-contract Rooney ?

Don't mess with José Luis Chilavert !

HUGO LLORIS LOOKALIKE

Don't you think Hugo LLORIS really looks like the french singer Patricias KAAS ??

CHERYL COLE RED HAIR EXTENSIONS

the afternoon hair

The night hair

Nancy dell Olio / big fail

New pic of Sven Ericksson EX girlfriend .

Here is some advice :

Please Nancy don't try to coordonate your dress whith your eye shadow.

Bad choice of earrings.

You were born (officialy) in 1961 so you'll never look like a young woman EVER.

JUST ADMIT IT.

Fake tan is a bad idea and makes you look so much older.

Do we have to talk about the shoes ???

THE AFTER CHEATING VACATIONS

Wayne and Coleen Rooney took a break in Prague while Peter Crouch and pregnant Abbey Clancy went to Dubai.

Is it a rule you learn in premier league academy ? IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH A PROSTITUTE, TAKE YOUR WIFE TO A SHORT TRIP.